The boss went to look for carpets and bathroom cabinets and came home with doormats and would you believe it, real cactus fridge magnets. She just dumped us in the room with the packing boxes! We don’t even know where our new downmarket friend from Marks and Spencer is.
Oops, looks like he has fell asleep next to the new mattress.
She cares more about her silly new cactus than us.